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asked:
YELLS AT MY WRINKLY BAE HOW'S THE RETIREMENT GOING GOT ANYONE TO PAY IT FOR YOU YET I THINK YOU HAVE ONE STRAND OF COLOURED HAIR YET SEE BABY IT'S NOT SO BAD WHAT DID I TELL YOU I EVEN GOT YOU NEW TEETH ONE WITH DIAMONDS 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY DIAMOND B AB Y EYYYY ccccc;; YOU'RE SO HELLA pulls on tsundere act it's not like i love you or anything ew
DO YOU SEE THIS FACE DILDO
THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO IS DONE WITH UR SHIT
AND ITS NOT LIKE I WANNA HUMP YOU WITH ONE SOCK ON OR ANYTHING N OP E THAT’S JUST GROSS OR HEAR YOUR DULCET TONES ZF;KDS FUCK I GUESS I KINDA SORTA LOVE YOU OR SMTHING