T A I N T E D .
“If you expect me to save you any you better come and get it yourself. I can’t promise I’ll stop eating once I start.
Cheat days? Are you on a diet?”
"But it’s the middle of the night, Dean. Just — fine, I guess I’ll go ahead and try a piece.
No. It’s called being healthy, dude.
—-Eating pie and bacon cheeseburgers every day of your life isn’t good for you.”
”But it’s Thanksgiving Sam — all day eating fest for twenty-four hours. Why sleep when I could be eating?”
[ Thanksgiving might just be one of Dean’s favorite holidays. Nevermind the shotty attempts of it growing up. ]
"Fair enough.“
[ This would be Dean’s favorite holiday. Getting drunk, stuffing your face until you’re sick; all that was missing was his busty asian beauties. ]
"Will you at least save a little sliver for me?
—-Thanksgiving is one of my cheat days.”
“Is it too soon to break out the pumpkin pie?”
[ He knows that it’s 3am, but he doesn’t care. ]
"Dude — seriously? Go back to sleep.“
[ Only Dean would wake up in the middle of the night to try to sneak a bite of the store-bought pie he’d gotten for their Thanksgiving dinner. ]
